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genie

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Men are this smart.
« on: February 12, 2019, 05:03:42 PM »
And men always thought they were so smart! 
Not this one.


Would you marry again?



A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE:  "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND:  "Definitely not!"

WIFE:  "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND:  "Of course I do."

WIFE:  "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND:  "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE:  "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND:  (makes audible groan)

WIFE:  "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND:  "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE:  "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND:  "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE:  "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND:  "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE:  "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND:  "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE:  "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND:  "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE:  "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND:  "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE:  "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND:  "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE:  -- silence --

HUSBAND:  "shit."

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Re: Men are this smart.
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2019, 04:35:48 AM »
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Re: Men are this smart.
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2019, 12:45:01 AM »
Good one!  LOL.

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Re: Men are this smart.
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2019, 04:05:09 AM »
Hello, Nath! Always glad to hear from you! How are you, my girl?
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